Thursday, January 29, 2009

Truth is stranger than fiction



Killed in the line of "doody"

There will be a memorial service Friday at 10 am at the Carl's Jr in Centerville for a toilet shot to bits by a man who should not have been allowed to carry a gun. (Don't get me wrong; I'm for the right to bear arms. This bozo gives responsible gun owners a bad name.)

Here are the highlights: "It seems only fitting to have a formal service to let everyone say goodbye to such a critical member of our team that was in very close contact with the public each and every day. Our thoughts go out to the surviving men's room urinal and porcelain sink. We only hope that the new toilet can fill the void left by its predecessor, but so far it hasn't made much of a splash."

Store manager, Christian Martinez told the Tribune: "We have received e-mails and cards from all over the country expressing condolences for our loss. People will have the chance to say goodbye in their own way at the memorial service."

Link to story here: http://www.sltrib.com/news/ci_11574397

2 comments:

RyanDC said...

I cry a little bit inside when I hear of stupidity like this. But, at least he's not this guy:
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,354149,00.html

Anonymous said...

Or the SWAT team guy who left his assault rifle at the scene.
~Dad