Ok, so Miss Clariss is suddenly the expert on "weird" and has declared The Mom to be #1 on the list. For no reason. Obviously. When asked what number The Dad would be, she announced that he is #5. Hmm. Not fair to the Mom, I say.
Of course all of this begged the question: Then who are numbers 2, 3, and 4 on her coveted Weird Scale?
The response? Well, with no scientific back-up whatsoever, she claims that (Sweet Little) Jessica is Number 4, (Poor Innocent) Priya, Number 3, and (Nate's Wife--that speaks for itself) Emily backs up to The Mom with 2nd Place.
So I say unto you, THIS IS NOT WORKING FOR ME!!! (The Mom, that is.) If anyone out there has a conscience, PLEASE do something about these rankings. Or AT LEAST bring The Dad up a few rungs.
Have a weird day.
SH
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HAHA - funny that the top 4 are all girls... priya will love the news by the way ;)
That makes me first place second. :)
So, Nate's wondering where he fits in...
Upon further consideration, I've decided this must be inaccurate if your brother joe isn't included in the top 5 :D
No, Emily, that makes you number 2 :)
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