Our resident scholar got her grades.
Humanities A
Government B
Concert Choir A
That's THREE cheeseburgers.
Congrats, my dear.
Love,
#5 on the weird list
Tuesday, May 25, 2010
Monday, May 24, 2010
Here's a weird deal for you
Ok, so Miss Clariss is suddenly the expert on "weird" and has declared The Mom to be #1 on the list. For no reason. Obviously. When asked what number The Dad would be, she announced that he is #5. Hmm. Not fair to the Mom, I say.
Of course all of this begged the question: Then who are numbers 2, 3, and 4 on her coveted Weird Scale?
The response? Well, with no scientific back-up whatsoever, she claims that (Sweet Little) Jessica is Number 4, (Poor Innocent) Priya, Number 3, and (Nate's Wife--that speaks for itself) Emily backs up to The Mom with 2nd Place.
So I say unto you, THIS IS NOT WORKING FOR ME!!! (The Mom, that is.) If anyone out there has a conscience, PLEASE do something about these rankings. Or AT LEAST bring The Dad up a few rungs.
Have a weird day.
SH
Of course all of this begged the question: Then who are numbers 2, 3, and 4 on her coveted Weird Scale?
The response? Well, with no scientific back-up whatsoever, she claims that (Sweet Little) Jessica is Number 4, (Poor Innocent) Priya, Number 3, and (Nate's Wife--that speaks for itself) Emily backs up to The Mom with 2nd Place.
So I say unto you, THIS IS NOT WORKING FOR ME!!! (The Mom, that is.) If anyone out there has a conscience, PLEASE do something about these rankings. Or AT LEAST bring The Dad up a few rungs.
Have a weird day.
SH
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